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Post  Guest on Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:16 pm

-Girls think giving birth is hard, try playing COD with a laggy connection!

-If you never chase what you want, you'll never get it. If you never ask, the answer is always no. If you never step forward, you'll always be in the same place.

-As he promised, Obama is reducing taxes for most people this year. No job, no income, no taxes.

-I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my gran-dad, not screaming like the people in the back seat of his car.

-1 penny has more change than Obama!

-Joe Biden and barrack Obama are on a boat they both fall off and drowned,who is saved? America!!!

-Give Tiger a break. Obama is screwing the WHOLE country!

-Haters don't really hate u, they hate themselves.U are a reflection of what they wish to be.

-A cop tells you "your eyes look bloodshot have you been drinking." You shouldn't respond with, "Gee sir, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

-In the 80's we had Reagan in office. We also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have Obama in office and no Hope and no Cash.

-God allows everything to happen for a reason. Circumstances will either direct you, correct you, or perfect you.

-U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.

-The next person who says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.

-why do women rub their eyes in the morning-----because they don't have balls to scratch!

-It takes 37 muscles to frown, 17 to smile...but only 3 to pull a trigger

-You can't please everybody... But you sure as A Bad Place can piss everybody off!

-Kids in the back seat cause accidents, but accidents in the back seat cause kids

-Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition!

-Is thinking Does Sponge Bob Squarepants have cubicles instead of testicles .?

-redheads are like firecrackers, once you light the fuse there's no turning back!

-They tell me to talk to the hand. I tell them to listen to the finger!

-I feel like getting some work done, I'm just gonna sit down till the feeling passes.

Feel free to post/ pm some of your own funny statues!

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Re: Official facebook statues

Post  Life on Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:15 pm

-I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my gran-dad, not screaming like the people in the back seat of his car.
this 1 went as my status on facebook, see what replys i get ><

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Re: Official facebook statues

Post  Guest on Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:54 am

lol its funny on here as on ttg

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Re: Official facebook statues

Post  -FaLLeN- on Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:10 am

lmao these are funny, i used this one cause i have essay to do
-I feel like getting some work done, I'm just gonna sit down till the feeling passes.

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