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some funny jokes :)

Post  Life on Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:50 am

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!"
The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"


Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."



On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"



thats all for now i may post some more at a later date Smile
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Re: some funny jokes :)

Post  Envy on Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:20 am

OMg those are soooo funny lol i love them!
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Re: some funny jokes :)

Post  -FaLLeN- on Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:52 am

hehehehe i love these
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Re: some funny jokes :)

Post  Guest on Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:01 am

OMG THATS SOME FUNNY STUFF
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